Monday, December 3, 2007
The Crow on the tree
The Crow on the tree went kaww kaww kaww ..
Beneath the tree lay a Big white Cow ..
Wondered the crow as to How How How ..
Finally he shit on the Cow from above ..
A doggie from nowhere went Boww wow Boww ..
The crow got scared and wondered wat Now ..
After ur through with this shit of a poem .. do say Wowwww Wowwww Wowwww !!
Beneath the tree lay a Big white Cow ..
Wondered the crow as to How How How ..
Finally he shit on the Cow from above ..
A doggie from nowhere went Boww wow Boww ..
The crow got scared and wondered wat Now ..
After ur through with this shit of a poem .. do say Wowwww Wowwww Wowwww !!
Monday, November 5, 2007
My encounter with a Gay
Well seems an intrestin topic aint it ppl ..????:)
It was night time @ around 10:45 had been back home from a religious procession and ma parents had left 4 tat plc .. i got bored @ home .. ate up somethin n planned to go back to the procession .. took my vehicle n zoomed out n all of a sudden at a turnin a dark hefty guy almost crashed into me .. I gave back a stare only to get back a smile .. remembered mom's saying - "Dont get angry .. keep smilin" so i gave a smile back ..
All of a sudden this guy told me to take my vehicle aside and stop .. I did tat cos i didnt knw y .. Then he started his concersatio n bout who i am .. wat i do etc etc .. i like a fool ( i was one tat day) told i m ganesh from nitte etc ..
Then came the thing .. he put his hand on ma leg n told -"U r smart , handsome man .. u shd be in movies" .. now i knew 4 sure tat seomthins wrong (not tat i m not handsome n all .. i am :))))) but it feels dsgusting when a man tells u tat) i jus smiled but he jus wldnt take his hands of ,my legs .. then he told u smoke n drink ?? i said "NO" he said .. wat man ... enjoi .. come with me to my bar in surathkal .. etc etc etc (even a "come up to my room" to be precise) .. disgustin .. and worse no one on the road .. to fight .. well i'd stopped gymin 4 long (my gymin is one full day of workout n 364 days of rest to come over tat one day's hardddd work) .. i promised him i'd come up some other time but he jus wldnt lemme go .. he wanted me to go with him "NOW" .. how cud tat be possible ??
Now i realised .. Maa ki ek aur baat toh bhukl hi gayaa -"NEVAAAAA TALK TO STRANGERS" :)
Finally i had to convince him by takin his no. and tellin him somehow i'm gonna make it out ther e ..
Phew .. finally .. guys who havnt gymed eva .. Pls dont try this "STUNT" of mine :)
aur apni maa ki saari baatein suno :)
It was night time @ around 10:45 had been back home from a religious procession and ma parents had left 4 tat plc .. i got bored @ home .. ate up somethin n planned to go back to the procession .. took my vehicle n zoomed out n all of a sudden at a turnin a dark hefty guy almost crashed into me .. I gave back a stare only to get back a smile .. remembered mom's saying - "Dont get angry .. keep smilin" so i gave a smile back ..
All of a sudden this guy told me to take my vehicle aside and stop .. I did tat cos i didnt knw y .. Then he started his concersatio n bout who i am .. wat i do etc etc .. i like a fool ( i was one tat day) told i m ganesh from nitte etc ..
Then came the thing .. he put his hand on ma leg n told -"U r smart , handsome man .. u shd be in movies" .. now i knew 4 sure tat seomthins wrong (not tat i m not handsome n all .. i am :))))) but it feels dsgusting when a man tells u tat) i jus smiled but he jus wldnt take his hands of ,my legs .. then he told u smoke n drink ?? i said "NO" he said .. wat man ... enjoi .. come with me to my bar in surathkal .. etc etc etc (even a "come up to my room" to be precise) .. disgustin .. and worse no one on the road .. to fight .. well i'd stopped gymin 4 long (my gymin is one full day of workout n 364 days of rest to come over tat one day's hardddd work) .. i promised him i'd come up some other time but he jus wldnt lemme go .. he wanted me to go with him "NOW" .. how cud tat be possible ??
Now i realised .. Maa ki ek aur baat toh bhukl hi gayaa -"NEVAAAAA TALK TO STRANGERS" :)
Finally i had to convince him by takin his no. and tellin him somehow i'm gonna make it out ther e ..
Phew .. finally .. guys who havnt gymed eva .. Pls dont try this "STUNT" of mine :)
aur apni maa ki saari baatein suno :)
Sunday, November 4, 2007
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