I sit in this barbers shop at 7:30 PM in the evenin to get ma hair done .. all seats bein occupied i sat patiently waitin 4 ma turn .. on 3 seats the barbers are workin on .. i c
1. A man maybe in his late 30s dyein his hair and wondered when he had black hair y the Fishhh is he colorin em white @ the sides and his demands neva seemed to end ..
2. A man gettin a shave and it seemed like he'd grown a forest on his island-like chin .. half an hour over and this barber cldnt even end THE SHAVE.
Disgusted i turned to c the person No. 3
Wat an !#$!$%#%$#$%^$^$%6#$%^#&*(&*(&^$%^$%@#$@#$@#%^$&^%&^&
From one hour the barber was workin on him and i was wonderin wat was happenin cos i cldnt c wat was goin on with the barber blockin ma view ..
And when i did c .. i felt like @#!$$$$@#%$&^%&^*(&*)*()_*()&*^%@#@!$^&%&*^(&^$#%@#$$%@#$@#%# ..
The barber had been .. all this Fishinnnn while workin on shapin his fishinnnn moustache .. %$&%*^*(^$$@#$@#$@#$@#%^$&%^U&%^&%^&
Wat an @#$%^$%&%^& to trim his moustache when it fishinnn wont matter a damn to anyone
Monday, December 3, 2007
The Crow on the tree
The Crow on the tree went kaww kaww kaww ..
Beneath the tree lay a Big white Cow ..
Wondered the crow as to How How How ..
Finally he shit on the Cow from above ..
A doggie from nowhere went Boww wow Boww ..
The crow got scared and wondered wat Now ..
After ur through with this shit of a poem .. do say Wowwww Wowwww Wowwww !!
Beneath the tree lay a Big white Cow ..
Wondered the crow as to How How How ..
Finally he shit on the Cow from above ..
A doggie from nowhere went Boww wow Boww ..
The crow got scared and wondered wat Now ..
After ur through with this shit of a poem .. do say Wowwww Wowwww Wowwww !!
Monday, November 5, 2007
My encounter with a Gay
Well seems an intrestin topic aint it ppl ..????:)
It was night time @ around 10:45 had been back home from a religious procession and ma parents had left 4 tat plc .. i got bored @ home .. ate up somethin n planned to go back to the procession .. took my vehicle n zoomed out n all of a sudden at a turnin a dark hefty guy almost crashed into me .. I gave back a stare only to get back a smile .. remembered mom's saying - "Dont get angry .. keep smilin" so i gave a smile back ..
All of a sudden this guy told me to take my vehicle aside and stop .. I did tat cos i didnt knw y .. Then he started his concersatio n bout who i am .. wat i do etc etc .. i like a fool ( i was one tat day) told i m ganesh from nitte etc ..
Then came the thing .. he put his hand on ma leg n told -"U r smart , handsome man .. u shd be in movies" .. now i knew 4 sure tat seomthins wrong (not tat i m not handsome n all .. i am :))))) but it feels dsgusting when a man tells u tat) i jus smiled but he jus wldnt take his hands of ,my legs .. then he told u smoke n drink ?? i said "NO" he said .. wat man ... enjoi .. come with me to my bar in surathkal .. etc etc etc (even a "come up to my room" to be precise) .. disgustin .. and worse no one on the road .. to fight .. well i'd stopped gymin 4 long (my gymin is one full day of workout n 364 days of rest to come over tat one day's hardddd work) .. i promised him i'd come up some other time but he jus wldnt lemme go .. he wanted me to go with him "NOW" .. how cud tat be possible ??
Now i realised .. Maa ki ek aur baat toh bhukl hi gayaa -"NEVAAAAA TALK TO STRANGERS" :)
Finally i had to convince him by takin his no. and tellin him somehow i'm gonna make it out ther e ..
Phew .. finally .. guys who havnt gymed eva .. Pls dont try this "STUNT" of mine :)
aur apni maa ki saari baatein suno :)
It was night time @ around 10:45 had been back home from a religious procession and ma parents had left 4 tat plc .. i got bored @ home .. ate up somethin n planned to go back to the procession .. took my vehicle n zoomed out n all of a sudden at a turnin a dark hefty guy almost crashed into me .. I gave back a stare only to get back a smile .. remembered mom's saying - "Dont get angry .. keep smilin" so i gave a smile back ..
All of a sudden this guy told me to take my vehicle aside and stop .. I did tat cos i didnt knw y .. Then he started his concersatio n bout who i am .. wat i do etc etc .. i like a fool ( i was one tat day) told i m ganesh from nitte etc ..
Then came the thing .. he put his hand on ma leg n told -"U r smart , handsome man .. u shd be in movies" .. now i knew 4 sure tat seomthins wrong (not tat i m not handsome n all .. i am :))))) but it feels dsgusting when a man tells u tat) i jus smiled but he jus wldnt take his hands of ,my legs .. then he told u smoke n drink ?? i said "NO" he said .. wat man ... enjoi .. come with me to my bar in surathkal .. etc etc etc (even a "come up to my room" to be precise) .. disgustin .. and worse no one on the road .. to fight .. well i'd stopped gymin 4 long (my gymin is one full day of workout n 364 days of rest to come over tat one day's hardddd work) .. i promised him i'd come up some other time but he jus wldnt lemme go .. he wanted me to go with him "NOW" .. how cud tat be possible ??
Now i realised .. Maa ki ek aur baat toh bhukl hi gayaa -"NEVAAAAA TALK TO STRANGERS" :)
Finally i had to convince him by takin his no. and tellin him somehow i'm gonna make it out ther e ..
Phew .. finally .. guys who havnt gymed eva .. Pls dont try this "STUNT" of mine :)
aur apni maa ki saari baatein suno :)
Sunday, November 4, 2007
How i fell in Love and won it ultimately!! :)
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On the day of my final 6th semester exam (Whoaaa was so excited to get it done as soon as i could) i boarded the bus to my college (NMAMIT, Nitte) and had to take the last seat. My personality is quite a sort of a crazy guy in sort of some good fun (mind u i m good) n i see this pretty gal waitin with her mom ready to board the veery same bus .. The journey continues 4 an hour and finally as college comes i c this gal get down from the bus and later while sittin n studyin besides the college office i came to know she was a fresher. I couldn't get my eyes of her extremely cute face :)I jus kept on looking at her .. she spoke to her friend who was sittin right besides me and moved in front of me quite a few times but i cud jus not take my eyes of her (i knw its bad but sorry finally it worked 4 me i promise not to look like this again i knw gals hate it but luckily she neva noticed it).Then i got her name from the person she spoke to who was sitting next to me (lets take her name as Ms."M") :)Then somehow she came to knw that there's a senior asking bout her .. it scared me cos i wasn't ready 4 th usual "ONE TIGHT SLAP" ..One fine day while returnin from college v had a chance to talk and like a fool i asked her her name (which even she knew that i knew) and she said "I think v know each other" :) i went BLANK . She was very soft spoken and nice . Then v met often and became quite good frenz and i realised tat she wasn't much friendly to ppl recently cos ppl always seemed to take advantage of her trust and friendship but nothing untoward happened (but still tat day i realised that gals always give a 100% into any relation).I proposed her after v spoke bout it (obciously not face to face but via an sms) and i got an instant reply "NO" :(But that day i realised somethin within which said me she's worth a million if i get her :)I every day had to convince her that i m not how i look to be (crazy mad prankster)and that i would make a difference in her life given the chance :)Finally, one day (after several reviews and testing i guess) she agreed .. Once in love .. v had our usual fights and stuff and i feel for her always when i 'm calm tats its always her who used to call up and say sorry no matter whosoeva was responsible for the fight (which in most cases was Me!!)But somehow v manage to get over them and get together like neva b4 !!and then ... one day i hope v get together 4eva and live happily eva after :)So ..1) Neva let any fight break your relations ppl .. sit out and work a way out .. 2) U neva knw when u might lose the person u really love..3) We dont normally care 4 them when they are around but when they 're away .. you start missing em badly ..4) Neva miss a chance to say you CARE to the ppl you love (not only ur lovers but even ya parents or sister\brother)and finally may i say5)I feel winning a gal's heart is very difficult .. but neva give up trying if its worth it and also when a gal loves she really does so its bout bein faithful from our part (the guy's part- i knw most of us are:))and now I pray me and Ms. M**** get together 4eva in the near future and live happily eva after :)Live Life, Yenjoiiii and jus Chillaxxxxxxx ....Ganesh "THE MAN" (a tag quite famous in our training batch and amongst all my frenzz courtesy Me :))
They say falling in Love is easy .. But to maintain the love throughout is what is difficult ..
How Love happened to me !!
On the day of my final 6th semester exam (Whoaaa was so excited to get it done as soon as i could) i boarded the bus to my college (NMAMIT, Nitte) and had to take the last seat. My personality is quite a sort of a crazy guy in sort of some good fun (mind u i m good) n i see this pretty gal waitin with her mom ready to board the veery same bus .. The journey continues 4 an hour and finally as college comes i c this gal get down from the bus and later while sittin n studyin besides the college office i came to know she was a fresher. I couldn't get my eyes of her extremely cute face :)I jus kept on looking at her .. she spoke to her friend who was sittin right besides me and moved in front of me quite a few times but i cud jus not take my eyes of her (i knw its bad but sorry finally it worked 4 me i promise not to look like this again i knw gals hate it but luckily she neva noticed it).Then i got her name from the person she spoke to who was sitting next to me (lets take her name as Ms."M") :)Then somehow she came to knw that there's a senior asking bout her .. it scared me cos i wasn't ready 4 th usual "ONE TIGHT SLAP" ..One fine day while returnin from college v had a chance to talk and like a fool i asked her her name (which even she knew that i knew) and she said "I think v know each other" :) i went BLANK . She was very soft spoken and nice . Then v met often and became quite good frenz and i realised tat she wasn't much friendly to ppl recently cos ppl always seemed to take advantage of her trust and friendship but nothing untoward happened (but still tat day i realised that gals always give a 100% into any relation).I proposed her after v spoke bout it (obciously not face to face but via an sms) and i got an instant reply "NO" :(But that day i realised somethin within which said me she's worth a million if i get her :)I every day had to convince her that i m not how i look to be (crazy mad prankster)and that i would make a difference in her life given the chance :)Finally, one day (after several reviews and testing i guess) she agreed .. Once in love .. v had our usual fights and stuff and i feel for her always when i 'm calm tats its always her who used to call up and say sorry no matter whosoeva was responsible for the fight (which in most cases was Me!!)But somehow v manage to get over them and get together like neva b4 !!and then ... one day i hope v get together 4eva and live happily eva after :)So ..1) Neva let any fight break your relations ppl .. sit out and work a way out .. 2) U neva knw when u might lose the person u really love..3) We dont normally care 4 them when they are around but when they 're away .. you start missing em badly ..4) Neva miss a chance to say you CARE to the ppl you love (not only ur lovers but even ya parents or sister\brother)and finally may i say5)I feel winning a gal's heart is very difficult .. but neva give up trying if its worth it and also when a gal loves she really does so its bout bein faithful from our part (the guy's part- i knw most of us are:))and now I pray me and Ms. M**** get together 4eva in the near future and live happily eva after :)Live Life, Yenjoiiii and jus Chillaxxxxxxx ....Ganesh "THE MAN" (a tag quite famous in our training batch and amongst all my frenzz courtesy Me :))
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